Friday, January 22, 2010

Terrorizing


Some thoughts on what is terrorizing, following a couple days on the road:

Dear Guys,

When you are sitting at a bar near an attractive lady who is reading, please be forewarned that attempting to get a rise out of her with a dumb joke in which you reference yourself only draws attention to the fact that you a) lack, b) are uncomfortable with in others, or 3) both of the above.

Also, if you are the guy who actually has and uses an ability to carry on an intelligent conversation with that attractive lady, be forewarned that if you are drunk enough to assume that talking to her is an excuse to try to hold her hand at the same time, you are equally terrorizing.

And now, the cartoon of the day, from a guy friend who is not that stupidly terroristic, in either case (I hope.)

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