I So Want This Technology!

I wish I could afford it:

The Palin-Putin Foreign Policy Hotline: The phone used by Governor Sarah Palin to conduct her extensive foreign relations with Russian President Vladamir Putin
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(Compliments of my equally blonde and intelligent- you heard me, buddy!- VP candidate (if she has time), Nickie Sekera)